– Would you rather…
(drum roll) Lick the sidewalk or a subway pole? – I’ve literally licked both. (laughing) (light music) – Would you rather fly coach to Australia or help a friend move? – Help a friend move. – Would you rather end up in Australia or back at your house with a hurting back? Helping move is totally different then. – That’s a homie in need, bro. – I’d rather go to Australia, pet a Koala. – You can’t just go to Australia– – Yeah you can.
– And pet Koalas. – Shh.
– No you can’t. – Don’t kill it for me. – Would you rather have to stop at every red light in traffic or have incredibly slow internet? That’s a tough one. Remember dial-up? – I would choose having
really slow internet because it would make it so angry it would force me to get off my cellphone (laughing)
and actually go enjoy life. I’m serious, it’s a good thing. I could get out more and go hiking and be outside and see
my friends face to face and not on Instagram. – Would you rather transform
into a cat or a dog? – D-O-G. – For life. – Would you rather grow
mutton chop sideburns or never wear socks again? – Mutton chop sideburns. – [Ryan] Yeah?
– I hate not wearing socks. – Yeah I know, me too. – That is so, like…
(gagging) – Have a tail or webbed feet?
(laughing) I’m gonna say webbed feet. I’ve known some kids with webbed feet. I knew a kid in high
school, he had webbed toes. – Dude, I had a dude in my high school that had an extra finger
hanging off the side of his hand and he used to go like woo, woo, woo, woo. And make it like whip around. – Eww, I licked someone’s
credit card the other day when it fell into a piece of cake. (laughing)
I did. It was disgusting. – This one is like a dream for me. – Okay. – Paramount, let’s make this happen. Sleep one hour a night or 22 hours a day? I’m going with the fucking one hour. – I’m with it. Stayed up for 10 days once. (laughing) – Would you rather visit Willy
Wonka’s Chocolate Factory or Jurassic Park? – Depends on if I was on a diet or not. (laughing) – It depends on if the
dinosaurs are on a diet too. – You know what, there
are too many calories at Wilky Wonka’s, I’m
going for Jurassic Park. – I would like to go
to the nursery section of the Jurassic Park. The little baby dinosaurs
would be the best. – You think there were cute dinosaurs too? Like chubby ones.
– Oh, of course. Anything baby is cute.
– Totally. – I mean look at a baby snake. I mean they’re pretty cute. – They’re not cute, they look
big snakes, just smaller. – Yeah, but they’re cute. – No, they’re not. And they feel nothing and they hate you. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life would it be Baby Shark or The Macarena? – Baby Shark. – What? – Yeah, I love it.
(laughing) ♪ Baby Shark ♪ ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ ♪ Shark, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ ♪ Baby shark do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ ♪ Shark ♪ You cannot sing it and not smile. – Cleen Rock Shark. – I got shark teeth, it’s perfect. – Oh my god, we gotta make
Cleen into a baby shark. ♪ Baby shark do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ ♪ Baby shark do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ – That should be in the
shape of him going like this. ♪ Baby shark ♪
In his cowboy shirt. (upbeat music) (rock music)