– I’m just saying you can clean a dish every now and then. – I clean them spiritually. – That doesn’t count, so. – Hey Lana, hey Brit Brit. – Please don’t call me that. – So I just got a new tattoo and I wanted you guys to be the first to see it.
Alice got into a fight with a door handle, and the door handle won What happened? I walked into a doorknob. I am late for a doctors appointment Very late The color is really off right now. And I do not know why That’s weird. Dad’s choosing his emergency keys for if he… just forgets
Ow! That really hurt! I hate wood. What are you, a lesbian? Ha Ha, Get it? Ugh what is that ringing? Oh, its from this, hold on. There we go. Oh, I guess we’re not summoning Denny anytime soon. Why Denny? We’ve had lots of pets over the years. HEY, DENNY WAS SPECIAL! NOTHING CAN
– CEASER: [humming] – [doorbell rings] – [knocking at door] – ♪ – What are you doing here? – ♪ – What are you wearing? – I wasn’t gonna miss my daughter’s eighth grade prom. I wanna take some family pictures. I wanna surprise her, so come out here. – Sure. – When Cheyenne told
– Everybody’s faking like they my friend and (beep). What the (beep)? Ain’t nobody got nothing to say? (tense music) The way everyone has been treating me since this ridiculous blog post about me and Ryan has me questioning who my friends really are. I want to know who the backstabbing bitch is that tried
Congratulations Tony and TeeJ. You’ve made it into the top two. Based on both your tag-team tattoo and your 35-hour master canvas, one of you will walk away with $100,000, a feature in “Inked” magazine, and guess what. The title of Ink Master. [cheers and applause] – Nothing but respect no matter how this plays
Hello main channel I am literally so sick right now! Like deathly f****** ill Like should not be filming this, at all Should be resting like a normal person but, like It’s everyday bro So… Josh Peck is outside right now (laugh) I feel like the Vlog Squad are the only big Youtubers right now