( dramatic music) – Oh my God. (fast paced music) – [Announcer] ‘How Far Is Tattoo Far’ is the show where you design a secret tattoo for someone else and then they return the favor with a secretly designed tattoo for you. – You (beep) dick! – [Announcer] On this episode, Floribama Shore besties Aimee
Oh (bleep) man. Come on, bro. What the (bleep)? Alright, alright, alright. Sick. Yo. On this episode of How Far Is Tattoo Far? Stephon and his best friend Mike are here to teach each other some life lessons. They’re extremely tight, like make their wives jealous tight. Our wives get jealous. We talk to each
MIKE RUBENDALL: Keep these bugs away. Show them how it pumps. It’s funny, because when I got into tattooing, it was at a strange stage in my life. Because I was 17, and growing up I guess made good decisions. I did well in school and was heavily into sports, and I chose a different
– One responsibility of a sniper is to shoot targets with deadly accuracy. Today, I’m meeting a former sniper to see if I can escape him without getting shot. My brilliant strategy is not to outrun him but to confuse him. – You guys want to grab some quesadillas? – I had three muffins today.
You guys hear that? Ah! Hey, um, I never asked your name. Is that real? Sorry, I’ve just never seen a kid with a tattoo before! What’s it mean? Eleven? That’s your name? Eleven, ok! Um, well my name’s Mike. Short for Michael. Maybe we could call you… El, short for Eleven. Night, El. Night,