Just Kid Ink: Fraud

Just Kid Ink: Fraud

– These are real things that kids wrote. This comes from Keith Millman in Santa Monica, California. “My friend posted this online, and I had to share it with you.” I love Satan. [laughter] They get them early. Lacey Bezette in Coopersville, Michigan, “My seven-year-old daughter Madison brought this home from school.” What does Santa

Big Jay Oakerson – Men Seeking Men – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored – Extended

Big Jay Oakerson – Men Seeking Men – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored – Extended

– The next 18 messages on my phone were dudes really trying hard to fuck me. [laughter] Which by call seven was getting flattering.[dark electronic music][bell ringing] Oh. [chuckles] Nicely done. Yes. Mmm. Mmm! [moaning] [piglet whining]♪ ♪[fork clatters]♪ ♪[whining]♪ ♪[whining continues]♪ ♪Dawg, that was so delicious.[cheers and applause]He’s my good friend.You know him from

Tats on Becks with Victoria Beckham

Tats on Becks with Victoria Beckham

– You’re doing some work with United Nations– goodwill ambassador, and your husband David has tons of tattoos, so what we thought we’d do is, we would play a game called “Tats on Becks.” – [laughs] [audience laughter] – I’m going to name a tattoo– – Okay. – And you’re going to have to correctly

A Cellist’s Nightmare – The Piano Guys “Rockelbel’s Canon”

A Cellist’s Nightmare – The Piano Guys “Rockelbel’s Canon”

Steve: We use the words Pachelbel and cannon in the same sentence. I have to explain, okay? The piano part is really cool, and fun, and lots of notes. You love it, right? Well the cello part ain’t. [laughter] It’s the same eight notes Over, and over and over again The whole song is eight

“White People” | Russell Peters – Notorious

>>Russell Peters: Back in the day, when you would see a white person, you knew they where white, immediately. When I was a kid, if I saw a white person, I didn’t have to ask. If I was like, “Are you white?” They’d be like, “What the fuck else would I be?” [Laughter] But now,

Ellen’s Hot Guys: Chris Hemsworth Speaks Some Strange Languages

Ellen’s Hot Guys: Chris Hemsworth Speaks Some Strange Languages

– We have to hurry up. Chris Hemsworth is the sexiest man alive. [coughs] That’s all you need to know. [coughs] Congratulations on a title that you have strived for your entire career. [cheers and applause] – Thank you. – Good for you. – Ah, yeah. [cheers and applause] – And your wife is beautiful

The TSA Isn’t Actually Very Good at Stopping Terrorism – The Jim Jefferies Show

The TSA Isn’t Actually Very Good at Stopping Terrorism – The Jim Jefferies Show

Now that printable guns are reality, it’s even more likely that anyone could have a weapon on them at any time. That’s why airport security is more important than ever. Woman: TSA is considering allowing thousands of passengers to board commercial airplanes across the United States without being screened. Well [bleep] me. Yes, the TSA

Ellen Looks Back at ‘When Things Go Wrong’

Ellen Looks Back at ‘When Things Go Wrong’

Oh, it’s hard to believe, but our 2,500th show is tomorrow. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from doing 2,499 shows, it’s that things don’t always go as planned. And that is OK. Watch. [MUSIC PLAYING] (SINGING) You’re such a motivator. I gotta you there to set the scene. Yes, sir, yes, sir. [LAUGHS] [SHOUTS]

Who’s the Best Kisser? | Lineup | Cut

Who’s the Best Kisser? | Lineup | Cut

(smooching) (laughter) – Oh, I didn’t mind. (soft music) – Hi my name is Hanna and I’m a student. – Names Kevin and I work at the airport. – Um, I guess I’m gonna be kissing some strangers. – Oh, okay. – Okay. – I am straight. – Yeah. If I’m wearing a blindfold, I

The Right Response with Michael Jr. – Life.Church

The Right Response with Michael Jr. – Life.Church

Hey Life.Church, I wanna welcome all of you today, all of our open network churches, those all over the world at Church Online. You’re in for an amazing treat. He’s been here two times before, and you keep begging him, could you please bring him back? Well, I finally got him to say yes. Michael