Andy Serkis Becomes Gollum To Read Trump’s Tweets

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I’M TERRIBLY EXCITED BECAUSE MY NEXT GUEST IS BEST KNOWN AS GOLLUM, BUT HE NOW STARS IN “WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES.” PLEASE WELCOME– MY PRECIOUS– ANDY SERKIS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. FIES TO HAVE YOU ON.>>FANTASTIC TO SEE YOU

Finally, Stephen’s Tolkien Geekdom Pays Off

Finally, Stephen’s Tolkien Geekdom Pays Off

YOU KNOW, I HOPE I DON’T HAVE TO REMIND YOU THAT WE ARE ALL LUCKY TO LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY. I REALLY DO LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT AMERICA: HOT DOGS. APPLE PIE. BASEBALL– MAYBE NOT BASEBALL. IT’S LIKE WATCHING GRASS GROW WITH PEOPLE IN THE WAY. ( LAUGHTER ) BUT I WILL SAY ONE OF MY

Saoirse Ronan Tries To Teach Stephen An Irish Accent

Saoirse Ronan Tries To Teach Stephen An Irish Accent

AMERICANS LOVE IRISH PEOPLE.>>EVEN THE WAY YOU SAID THAT IT SOUNDED VERY IRISH.>>Stephen: DID IT NOW?>>NOT BAD WITH THE OLD IRISH BROGUE THERE.>>Stephen: CAN YOU TEACH ME TO DO A REAL IRISH ACCENT?>>I COULD TRY. I COULD CERTAINLY TRY.>>Stephen: I COULD TRY.>>IT COULD BE A CHALLENGE.>>Stephen: IT COULD BE A CHALLENGE.>>WE’LL GIVE IT A GP

Trump Labels The Trade War A ‘Little Squabble’

Trump Labels The Trade War A ‘Little Squabble’

WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS ) TODAY, DONALD TRUMP NOT IN WASHINGTON. HE WAS OUT AND ABOUT. TODAY, I BELIEVE, HE WENT TO LOUISIANA– THE BIG SLEAZY IN THE BIG EASY. WHEN HE ARRIVED, THE LOUISIANA LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR GREETED HIM WITH BIG HAIRY TRUMP SOCKS.( CHEERS

Stephen Redesigns Comedian Jen Kirkman’s Ankle Tattoo

Stephen Redesigns Comedian Jen Kirkman’s Ankle Tattoo

MY NEXT GUEST IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND BESTSELLING AUTHOR. HER NEW STAND-UP SPECIAL IS “JUST KEEP LIVIN?” PLEASE WELCOME JEN KIRKMAN. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>HI!>>Stephen: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. NICE TO MEET YOU.>>NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T WEAR THIS DRESS NOT TO BE TWIRLD AROUND SO I MADE

Rob Corddry Let His Seven-Year-Old Draw His Tattoo

Rob Corddry Let His Seven-Year-Old Draw His Tattoo

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM THE DAILY SHOW, CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL AND NOW BALLERS.>>I DIDN’T KNOW YOU KNEW STEPH CURRY.>>WELL, I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW I KNOW, JOE. I HAVE BEEN CHASING HIM FOR YEARS, THE PERFECT GUY TO HELP.>>THIS IS

Liv Tyler Makes Stephen’s ‘LOTR’ Dream Come True

Liv Tyler Makes Stephen’s ‘LOTR’ Dream Come True

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS YOU KNOW BEST FROM “ARMAGEDDON,” AND “THE LEFTOVERS,” AND WHO I KNOW BEST AS ARWEN UNDOÓMIEL, THE EVENING STAR OF HER PEOPLE IN “THE LORD OF THE RINGS.” PLEASE WELCOME, LIV TYLER! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND

Manganiello & Stephen Discuss ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Only

Manganiello & Stephen Discuss ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Only

YOU’VE SEEN MY FIRST GUEST IN “TRUE BLOOD,” “MAGIC MIKE,” AND THE POST-CREDIT SEQUENCE OF “JUSTICE LEAGUE.” PLEASE WELCOME, JOE MANGANIELLO! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU ON.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME ON.>>Stephen: I HAD A LOVELY DISCUSSION WITH YOUR LOVELY WIFE– I THINK I HAVE A PHOTO OF

Elijah Wood Connects The Universe And Also Has Cool Tattoos

Elijah Wood Connects The Universe And Also Has Cool Tattoos

WELCOME BACK! WELCOME TO TONIGHT’S BROADCAST NOT LIVE. ( LAUGHTER ) MY NEXT GUEST IS A GREAT ACTOR, WHO’S BEEN IN SOME OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES. PLEASE WELCOME ELIJAH WOOD! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪>>WHAT A BAND!>>Stephen: AMAZING, AREN’T THEY?>>YOU’RE FROM NEW ORLEANS, AREN’T YOU?>>THAT’S RIGHT. I WAS THERE TWO WEEKS AGO.>>Stephen: YOU GUYS