I crashed in Boris’ bed, Cooked soup, now that he’s fed Pull the lever go ahead, Careful or we’re dead. Found a room full of these toys, Recording with Jack’s voice, Unclog the gears, no choice, What’s that eery noise? Alice Angel jumpscares me and then she breaks the glass, Then I must choose between
-Thanks to an e-mail typo, a man in Arizona was accidentally invited to a total stranger’s bachelor party, and what happened next brings us to a segment called “The Kind of Story We Need Right Now.” [ Applause ] This is William Novak of Phoenix, Arizona. A couple weeks ago, he got a group e-mail
-Jason, you’re playing a Russian in the new HBO miniseries “Catherine the Great,” which is amazing. [ Cheers and applause ] I want to chat about it, but first let’s take a look at a clip. -Okay. -When I first came to this country a long, long time ago, I knew nothing about it. But
THANKS AGAIN FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>NO, NO PROBLEM, JAMES. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) SO WHAT ARE WE LISTENING TO THIS TIME?>>James: YEAH, NO I THINK WE’RE GOOD. I DON’T THINK I NEED TO LISTEN TO ANY PLUSSIC. WE SORT OF ALREADY DID THAT.>>NO, I GET IT. ARE YOU WORRIED BECAUSE
So… it has come to this. I can still remember the screams. The pain. I was enjoying a good ole’ time with two of my best friends. When suddenly… NoOooOoooOOoOOooooOoooooooo! I saw the monsters responsible for this terrible act. And I knew I had to work hard to defeat my enemies. I trained myself to
>>James: HOW ARE YOU. HUAI FOR BEING HERE. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US. NOW YOU HAVE A BIT OF HISTORY, A CONNECTION, IS THIS RIGHT, ANDREW. YOU KNOW LAKE’S HUSBAND, SCOTT.>>I DO, YES.>>YES.>>James: HE IS A TATTOO ARTIST. A FAMOUS TATTOO ARTIST.>>ANNE ED KRBL TATTOO ARTIST.>>I HAVE MY TATTOO PEEKING OUT RIGHT HERE.
>>ANYBODY READY FOR ROUND TWO.>>I ONLY GOT TWO BUCKS FOR ME. YOU GUYS WANT TO PULL IN FOR A PITCHER WITHIN I’M IN. I GOT 74 CENTS.>>I GOT A FIVE SPOT SO.>>I GOT SOME MONEY IN HERE SOMEWHERE. THERE.>>MAN, I HOPE THINGS SWING BACK AROUND SOON. I HAVEN’T HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY IN SIX MONTHS
-You girls have been doing press for your new movie, “Zombieland 2: Double Tap.” How was Comic-Con? You just recently did that, right? -That was really fun, yeah. -Any crazy experiences from Comic-Con? -Um… -Um… -Well… -Well… [ Laughter ] -…there was the lawsuit. -Uh, well, okay. Alright, not yet. -Did you tackle Kylie? -Not