Buying the Morning-After Pill for Your Girl

Buying the Morning-After Pill for Your Girl

Oh, hey there. I’m looking to buy some Plan B. Oh, sure, no problem. I can help you with that. Yeah, because me and my girl were … well, you know. Right. Yeah, well, needless to be saying it, the old jimmie hat fell off, so … The jimmie hat, sir? I don’t follow. The

I Got an S&M Side Boob Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Hanna Dickinson)

I have S&M written under my right tit, and it doesn’t mean what you think it means. Hey, I’m Hanna Dickinson. My tattoo fail is that I got a matching tattoo on a first Tinder date. Sorry, Mom. I have three tattoos on my body. Each represent a separate breakdown I’ve had since moving to

I Got an S&M Side Boob Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Hanna Dickinson)

I have S&M written under my right tit, and it doesn’t mean what you think it means. Hey, I’m Hanna Dickinson. My tattoo fail is that I got a matching tattoo on a first Tinder date. Sorry, Mom. I have three tattoos on my body. Each represent a separate breakdown I’ve had since moving to

I Got an S&M Side Boob Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Hanna Dickinson)

I have S&M written under my right tit, and it doesn’t mean what you think it means. Hey, I’m Hanna Dickinson. My tattoo fail is that I got a matching tattoo on a first Tinder date. Sorry, Mom. I have three tattoos on my body. Each represent a separate breakdown I’ve had since moving to

I Got an S&M Side Boob Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Hanna Dickinson)

I have S&M written under my right tit, and it doesn’t mean what you think it means. Hey, I’m Hanna Dickinson. My tattoo fail is that I got a matching tattoo on a first Tinder date. Sorry, Mom. I have three tattoos on my body. Each represent a separate breakdown I’ve had since moving to

Key & Peele – Pawn Shop

Key & Peele – Pawn Shop

[rapid knocking on door] [buzzer] – HEY, MAN. HOW YOU DOING? YOU GUYS GOT BOW AND ARROWS? – YEAH. – OH, YEAH. OH, THAT’S IT. YEAH, THERE IT IS. THERE. THAT’LL DO IT. THAT’S GONNA DO IT. YUP. WHERE ARE THE ARROWS AT? [clears throat] YEAH. YOU GOT–YOU GUYS GOT M80s? – WE DON’T CARRY

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC

Key & Peele – Auction Block

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS

Key & Peele – Psycho Clown

Key & Peele – Psycho Clown

[eerie music] ♪ ♪ – COULD BE WORSE. – NOT THAT BAD. – FOR ME, IT’S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE. – IT’S WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT. – LOOK, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I’M ACTUALLY KIND OF COMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW. THANK GOD FOR SHOCK. – I CAN BE THE KIND OF PRISONER

Angst + Alcohol = Regrettable Neck Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Sara Weinshenk)

Angst + Alcohol = Regrettable Neck Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Sara Weinshenk)

My first tattoo is a street tat. It’s one step above a prison tattoo. Hey, I’m Sarah Weinshenk and this is my crowd funded tattoo. Fail. I got a tattoo at a block party. I had spent a lot of time on a family vacation and I was feeling rebellious. Nothing’s more punk – “punk”