Key & Peele – Pawn Shop

Key & Peele – Pawn Shop

[rapid knocking on door] [buzzer] – HEY, MAN. HOW YOU DOING? YOU GUYS GOT BOW AND ARROWS? – YEAH. – OH, YEAH. OH, THAT’S IT. YEAH, THERE IT IS. THERE. THAT’LL DO IT. THAT’S GONNA DO IT. YUP. WHERE ARE THE ARROWS AT? [clears throat] YEAH. YOU GOT–YOU GUYS GOT M80s? – WE DON’T CARRY

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC

Key & Peele – Auction Block

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS

Key & Peele – Psycho Clown

Key & Peele – Psycho Clown

[eerie music] ♪ ♪ – COULD BE WORSE. – NOT THAT BAD. – FOR ME, IT’S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE. – IT’S WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT. – LOOK, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I’M ACTUALLY KIND OF COMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW. THANK GOD FOR SHOCK. – I CAN BE THE KIND OF PRISONER

Angst + Alcohol = Regrettable Neck Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Sara Weinshenk)

Angst + Alcohol = Regrettable Neck Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Sara Weinshenk)

My first tattoo is a street tat. It’s one step above a prison tattoo. Hey, I’m Sarah Weinshenk and this is my crowd funded tattoo. Fail. I got a tattoo at a block party. I had spent a lot of time on a family vacation and I was feeling rebellious. Nothing’s more punk – “punk”

Key & Peele – Obama Shutdown

Key & Peele – Obama Shutdown

[jazz music starts playing] ♪ ♪ [clears throat] – OH, HONEY, I AM TIRED. I AM GOING TO BED. GOOD NIGHT. – UH, WELL… [laughs] – IS EVERYTHING OKAY? – WELL, THAT’S, UH– IT’S–IT’S JUST THAT I WAS HOPING THAT– WELL, THAT WE COULD– AND I-I WANNA MAKE THIS CLEAR. I-I-I WANNA BE STRAIGHTFORWARD. I

I Got a Haircut from One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Barber Shops | One Star Reviews

I Got a Haircut from One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Barber Shops | One Star Reviews

Don’t move, don’t move. If these were sheers I’d cut the skin. You’re not going to remove them right? You’ll just make them nice? Stay still, don’t move. It won’t hurt. Don’t move.Nice sneakers.Thanks man. I like your shoes too.Hello, and welcome back to One Star Reviews.My hair is growing a bit long.I haven’t had