How I Seize It #145: BODY MODIFICATION

How I Seize It #145: BODY MODIFICATION

Hey! Thank God y’all are here cause I need help on makin’ me a decision. This is Loretta Jenkins and on today’s How I Seize It, we gonna talk about- (farts) Umm.. Oh, where am I gonna get my first tattoo? Now I know what you’re gonna say. You’re gonna say why mark up such

Sky Lashes Out at Herb | Black Ink Crew

Sky Lashes Out at Herb | Black Ink Crew

– SKY: Oh great, Herb’s here. As if the cops shutting down a party wasn’t bad enough, now we got this new mother [bleep] coming in just killing my vibe even more. Like this bitch is a vibe killer. – What’s down with your brother? – What’s up? – HERB: What’s up, Sky? Why you

Just Kid Ink: Fraud

Just Kid Ink: Fraud

– These are real things that kids wrote. This comes from Keith Millman in Santa Monica, California. “My friend posted this online, and I had to share it with you.” I love Satan. [laughter] They get them early. Lacey Bezette in Coopersville, Michigan, “My seven-year-old daughter Madison brought this home from school.” What does Santa

Big Jay Oakerson – Men Seeking Men – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored – Extended

Big Jay Oakerson – Men Seeking Men – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored – Extended

– The next 18 messages on my phone were dudes really trying hard to fuck me. [laughter] Which by call seven was getting flattering.[dark electronic music][bell ringing] Oh. [chuckles] Nicely done. Yes. Mmm. Mmm! [moaning] [piglet whining]♪ ♪[fork clatters]♪ ♪[whining]♪ ♪[whining continues]♪ ♪Dawg, that was so delicious.[cheers and applause]He’s my good friend.You know him from

Comedian and Desus & Mero Writer Josh Gondelman Takes Shots, Talks Working for John Oliver || SYS

Comedian and Desus & Mero Writer Josh Gondelman Takes Shots, Talks Working for John Oliver || SYS

– Now all I’m thinking are the words gravy shot to the tune of “Baby Shark.” – Gravy shot! – And it is truly destroying my life. – Oh, you mean gravy shot, shot? – Do, do, do do. – Are we gonna get sued? (upbeat music) – From the basement of a pretty normal

Bouncers Share Secrets About Getting Into Bars

Bouncers Share Secrets About Getting Into Bars

– I would safely say, yeah, my bull(beeping) detector is pretty good by now. (laughing) (upbeat music) Telltale signs of an underage person, typically you get the person who is very edgy when they show up and they really don’t know exactly how things work, and they’re kind of just anxious for no reason, and

Top 30 Iconic Larry Stylinson Moments

Top 30 Iconic Larry Stylinson Moments

[“Something Great” by One Direction] ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohh ♪ ♪ One day you’ll come into my world and say it all ♪ ♪ You’ll say we’ll be together… ♪♪ [Shrieks] [Record scratches] – Now kiss me, you fool. [Laughs] ♪♪ ♪

Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her New Lip Tattoo

Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her New Lip Tattoo

All right. I need to see this tattoo that you did. Oh my goodness. I can’t believe you– I’ll try and do it without messing up my lipstick. But why would you do this? Show– I was drunk. I know– I was drunk. I was not– Of all places– –thinking clearly. –to put a tattoo.

Audience Members’ Answers That Literally Knocked Ellen Off Her Feet

Audience Members’ Answers That Literally Knocked Ellen Off Her Feet

There are two things that I want to talk about today. First word is drunk, second word is shopping. Put those two words together, and you got drop chunking. Which is how you pronounce it when you’re doing it. A new study came out that said that people who shop online after they’ve been drinking