5 Seconds of Summer: Teeth

♪ ♪ ♪ >>♪ SOME DAYS, YOU’RE THE ONLY THING I KNOW ♪ ONLY THING THAT’S BURNING WHEN THE NIGHTS GROW COLD ♪ CAN’T LOOK AWAY CAN’T LOOK AWAY ♪ BEG YOU TO STAY BEG YOU TO STAY, YEAH ♪ SOMETIMES, YOU’RE A STRANGER IN MY BED ♪ DON’T KNOW IF YOU LOVE ME OR

Tattoo Roulette w/ 5 Seconds of Summer

Tattoo Roulette w/ 5 Seconds of Summer

>>James: WELCOME BACK, I AM JOANED BY LUKE, CALUM, JAMES, ASHTON AND MICHAEL, ALSO KNOWN AS 5 SECONDS OF SUM IR, EVERYBODY. AND WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY WHAT IS DEFINITELY THE CRAZIEST GAME WE EVER DO ON OUR SHOW, IT IS A GAME I’M ALREADY REGRETTING IT IS TIME FOR TATTOO ROULETTE WITH 5

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ The Jonas Brothers

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ The Jonas Brothers

>>James: OKAY. NOW, HERE WE HAVE A WHEEL OF ALL THE FOOD YOU MAY HAVE TO EAT. WE HAVE THE BULL PENIS, THE DUCK TONGUE, THE SPAGHETTI, KEVIN, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LEAST LIKE TO EAT.>>THE BIRD SALIVA. >>James: REALLY? I HAD YOU DOWN AS A BIRD SALIVA GUY.>>IT JUST SEEMS UNNECESSARY NOW, USUALLY, THE

Stephen Redesigns Comedian Jen Kirkman’s Ankle Tattoo

Stephen Redesigns Comedian Jen Kirkman’s Ankle Tattoo

MY NEXT GUEST IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND BESTSELLING AUTHOR. HER NEW STAND-UP SPECIAL IS “JUST KEEP LIVIN?” PLEASE WELCOME JEN KIRKMAN. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>HI!>>Stephen: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. NICE TO MEET YOU.>>NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T WEAR THIS DRESS NOT TO BE TWIRLD AROUND SO I MADE

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Jimmy Kimmel

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Jimmy Kimmel

>>WHEN I SAID WE SHOULD GO OUT TO DINNER SOMETIME, THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND.>>James: WELL, LET’S HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT WE’VE GOT HERE. OH MY WORD. SO WE’VE GOT JELLYFISH, WE HAVE CHICKEN FEET. GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE. WE HAVE A BULL PENIS. A THOUSAND-YEAR OLD EGG. WHICH I DONE

Side Effects May Include w/ Harry Styles

Side Effects May Include w/ Harry Styles

>>Harry: NOW, WE’VE ALL THESE THOSE PRESCRIPTION DRUG ADS ON TV WHERE AT THE END IT SAYS “SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE” AND THEN THEY LIST A LONG SET OF SIDE EFFECTS. YES? SEEN THOSE, OKAY. WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT SIDE EFFECTS AREN’T JUST FOR DRUGS, THERE’S SIDE EFFECTS FOR EVERYTHING IN LIFE. WHICH BRINGS

Late Late Live Tinder w/ Chelsea Handler

>>James: I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD BE AWAY, I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT EVERYBODY WHO WORKS ON THIS SHOW, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE ONE GUY, I’M NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES, GURKS IILLERO. BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I WANT THE BEST FOR EVERYONE ON THE SHOW. WHICH IS WHY I HAVE MADE IT MY MISSION TO FIND

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Niall Horan, Ewan McGregor & Isla Fisher

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Niall Horan, Ewan McGregor & Isla Fisher

>>James: OKAY, SO LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD THAT WE HAVE HERE. WE HAVE SALMON SMOOTHIE. A BEEF TONGUE. BIRD SAL IVA. — SALIVEA. A HERRING ROLLMOP.>>THAT’S ALL RIGHT.>>James: A SCORPION. FISH HEAD. HOT SAUCE. AND FINALLY, BULLPENIS. SO HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. EWAN AN I WILL BE ASKING QUESTIONS TO NIALL AND

Flinch w/ Harry Styles & Aaron Taylor-Johnson

>>James: WELCOME BACK, WE ARE HERE WITH AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON AND HARRY STYLES AM NOW MY GUESTS AP.EAR VERY COOL ON THE SURFACE BUT WE’LL TEST THEIR STEELY NERVES IN A GAME THAT WE CALL FLINCH. YEAH, THE GAME IS SIMPLE. IF YOU LOOK OVER HERE YOU WILL SEE MY FACE. AND MY FACE WILL BE

Jonas Brothers Carpool Karaoke

Jonas Brothers Carpool Karaoke

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK, GUYS.>>HAPPY TO HELP.>>James: WHO KNEW THE JONAS BROTHERS WOULD EVER HELP ME GET TO WORK.>>TODAY IS THE DAY.>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC, WOULD THAT BE A GOOD IDEA, LISTEN TO THE RADIO.>>THIS IS BASICALLY OUR FIRST PERFORMANCE BACK.>>James: HOW COULD