Key & Peele – Pawn Shop

Key & Peele – Pawn Shop

[rapid knocking on door] [buzzer] – HEY, MAN. HOW YOU DOING? YOU GUYS GOT BOW AND ARROWS? – YEAH. – OH, YEAH. OH, THAT’S IT. YEAH, THERE IT IS. THERE. THAT’LL DO IT. THAT’S GONNA DO IT. YUP. WHERE ARE THE ARROWS AT? [clears throat] YEAH. YOU GOT–YOU GUYS GOT M80s? – WE DON’T CARRY

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC

Competing for the Best Small Talk (feat. Justin Silver)

Competing for the Best Small Talk (feat. Justin Silver)

– Um… we just had such a fun thing coming in the building. – (laughter) – Oh my God. – I saw Small Talk Dan. There’s clearly a– there’s clearly– – Yeah, dude, I h– – A big mama downstairs. – She loves me. – Security guard who loves Dan. – She’s the only one

Drake Tries to Dunk on the Beatles with His New Tattoo – Lights Out with David Spade

Drake Tries to Dunk on the Beatles with His New Tattoo – Lights Out with David Spade

Drake, uh– you know who Drake is, right? -Yeah. -You’re with it. He got a tattoo of the Beatles, but then he added himself walking in front of them, because he broke a new record. I-I don’t think Abbey Road, uh, needs a crossing guard. -I don’t know what he’s doing there. -Yeah. He got

Key & Peele – Auction Block

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS

Key & Peele – Psycho Clown

Key & Peele – Psycho Clown

[eerie music] ♪ ♪ – COULD BE WORSE. – NOT THAT BAD. – FOR ME, IT’S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE. – IT’S WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT. – LOOK, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I’M ACTUALLY KIND OF COMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW. THANK GOD FOR SHOCK. – I CAN BE THE KIND OF PRISONER

Angst + Alcohol = Regrettable Neck Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Sara Weinshenk)

Angst + Alcohol = Regrettable Neck Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Sara Weinshenk)

My first tattoo is a street tat. It’s one step above a prison tattoo. Hey, I’m Sarah Weinshenk and this is my crowd funded tattoo. Fail. I got a tattoo at a block party. I had spent a lot of time on a family vacation and I was feeling rebellious. Nothing’s more punk – “punk”

Key & Peele – Obama Shutdown

Key & Peele – Obama Shutdown

[jazz music starts playing] ♪ ♪ [clears throat] – OH, HONEY, I AM TIRED. I AM GOING TO BED. GOOD NIGHT. – UH, WELL… [laughs] – IS EVERYTHING OKAY? – WELL, THAT’S, UH– IT’S–IT’S JUST THAT I WAS HOPING THAT– WELL, THAT WE COULD– AND I-I WANNA MAKE THIS CLEAR. I-I-I WANNA BE STRAIGHTFORWARD. I

French Restaurant – Key & Peele

French Restaurant – Key & Peele

– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. –