All the Celebs Are Getting Face Tattoos (feat. Josh Wolf) – Lights Out with David Spade

All the Celebs Are Getting Face Tattoos (feat. Josh Wolf) – Lights Out with David Spade

The new celebrity trend that’s sweeping the nation… (chuckles) …is face-face tattoos. I don’t see any right here. But, uh, you got to admire the confidence of a fake… uh, face tattoo because they’re committing to these for life, and I still get nervous about writing on my hand. Even though I did write on

Talking Corey Feldman, Comic Books and Tekashi 6ix9ine (feat. Matt Braunger)

Talking Corey Feldman, Comic Books and Tekashi 6ix9ine (feat. Matt Braunger)

– ♪ Oh, your blackbird sound in the dead of night ♪ (man singing indistinctly) Fuck, he sucks. (laughter) You know, uh– Speaking of… – Dude, you can’t do that to me ’cause I’m sick, so it was either snot or coffee. ♪♪ – This is “Bonfire.” – Yeah. – And– and we got the

Dumb Tattoos Are the Best Tattoos – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Dumb Tattoos Are the Best Tattoos – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

She would hit me up on Instagram to come out after the show. She was with five girlfriends. I just show up, and they all have tattoos, and they’re talking about the bartender’s micro-penis. I was like, “Yeah, that sucks for him, like this little dick guy.” You know what I mean. Girls, if you

J.Lo Is Having a Ball Post-“Hustlers” (feat. Bill Burr) – Lights Out with David Spade

J.Lo Is Having a Ball Post-“Hustlers” (feat. Bill Burr) – Lights Out with David Spade

The movie Hustlers had a $33 million opening weekend, and J.Lo celebrated like any celebrity would, with back-to-back parties for herself in Miami, and a five-tier cake that cost four grand. She’s like, “Oh, my God, I’m so surprised. “It looks just like it did in the two-hour meeting we had about it.” (laughter) It

Returning Underwear That Makes Your D*** Look Small – Cody Sucks

Returning Underwear That Makes Your D*** Look Small – Cody Sucks

Hey I’d like to return some underwear ah sure I can help you with that the thing is like I tried all of them on and they all have the same problem so well I’m sorry they weren’t comfortable for you no problem with these guys was it you know basically made my like it

I Got an S&M Side Boob Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Hanna Dickinson)

I Got an S&M Side Boob Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Hanna Dickinson)

I have S&M written under my right tit, and it doesn’t mean what you think it means. Hey, I’m Hanna Dickinson. My tattoo fail is that I got a matching tattoo on a first Tinder date. Sorry, Mom. I have three tattoos on my body. Each represent a separate breakdown I’ve had since moving to

Bearing Witness to a Huge Couples’ Tattoo Mistake (feat. Eva Victor) – Tattoo Fails

Bearing Witness to a Huge Couples’ Tattoo Mistake (feat. Eva Victor) – Tattoo Fails

This is my tattoo that I still like. I got it from an Italian woman in Paris, and she did not understand what I wanted, but I do like it. Okay, we did something right for now. My name is Ava, and I have a bad tattoo. It’s not so bad. I was in high

Sean Penn Gives David Spade a Tattoo – Lights Out with David Spade

Sean Penn Gives David Spade a Tattoo – Lights Out with David Spade

When I was on SNL… Oh! -Um… -(cheering and applause) I got a tattoo from Sean Penn. -You weren’t there yet, I don’t think. -Mm-mm. Uh, I decided it was time for some more ink. Solidify my hard rep on the streets. So I got my favorite tattoo artist and author to do it again.

Pete Davidson: SMD – Coping with a Family Tragedy – Uncensored

Pete Davidson: SMD – Coping with a Family Tragedy – Uncensored

– We’ll do some 9/11 jokes, and then we’ll get the fuck out of here. How’s that sound? [laughs] It’s hard to transition into anything. I don’t have–I don’t know if you’ve noticed anything about my comedy, but there’s– there’s not many transitions. It’s very, like, “Dick, fuck, Dad.” Like, it’s, like, very straightforward, easy-listening

Martin Short and Maya Rudolph Answer Questions from the Audience – Lights Out with David Spade

Martin Short and Maya Rudolph Answer Questions from the Audience – Lights Out with David Spade

Right now we’re gonna do something we haven’t done or a little different. We’re gonna try to take questions from the audience, -’cause we already ran out of stuff to talk about. -Ooh. -(laughter) -So… young lady, uh, just, uh, just say your name and your question. Hi. My name’s Colleen. My question’s for Maya.