The Celebrity Men That Moms Love (feat. Chris Distefano)

The Celebrity Men That Moms Love (feat. Chris Distefano)

Marcus Silva says, “Check out Oscar nominee Sam Elliott back in his Gary days.” Dude, let me tell you how quickly I would have been staying at Scott Thompson’s house if Sam Elliott wanted to take my mom anywhere. I wouldn’t even known. She would’ve picked me up at school. She would’ve picked me up

Talking Corey Feldman, Comic Books and Tekashi 6ix9ine (feat. Matt Braunger)

Talking Corey Feldman, Comic Books and Tekashi 6ix9ine (feat. Matt Braunger)

– ♪ Oh, your blackbird sound in the dead of night ♪ (man singing indistinctly) Fuck, he sucks. (laughter) You know, uh– Speaking of… – Dude, you can’t do that to me ’cause I’m sick, so it was either snot or coffee. ♪♪ – This is “Bonfire.” – Yeah. – And– and we got the

The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Justin Bieber

The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Justin Bieber

What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. [laughter and applause] It’s an honor to be at a roast hosted by Shaq’s dick. Wow, Ludacris and Snoop Dogg are here. If I was 38, I’d be freaking out right now. You

Dumb Tattoos Are the Best Tattoos – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Dumb Tattoos Are the Best Tattoos – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

She would hit me up on Instagram to come out after the show. She was with five girlfriends. I just show up, and they all have tattoos, and they’re talking about the bartender’s micro-penis. I was like, “Yeah, that sucks for him, like this little dick guy.” You know what I mean. Girls, if you

J.Lo Is Having a Ball Post-“Hustlers” (feat. Bill Burr) – Lights Out with David Spade

J.Lo Is Having a Ball Post-“Hustlers” (feat. Bill Burr) – Lights Out with David Spade

The movie Hustlers had a $33 million opening weekend, and J.Lo celebrated like any celebrity would, with back-to-back parties for herself in Miami, and a five-tier cake that cost four grand. She’s like, “Oh, my God, I’m so surprised. “It looks just like it did in the two-hour meeting we had about it.” (laughter) It

Drake “Loves” the Raptors, But His Tattoos Say Otherwise – The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Drake “Loves” the Raptors, But His Tattoos Say Otherwise – The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

– Let’s talk about the trans community. We don’t do that enough on this show. – I feel we do it more than most shows probably. – That’s probably true. A controversy erupted last week when some clowns who probably don’t pay any attention to Division II sports unless there’s some sort of trans controversy

Returning Underwear That Makes Your D*** Look Small – Cody Sucks

Returning Underwear That Makes Your D*** Look Small – Cody Sucks

Hey I’d like to return some underwear ah sure I can help you with that the thing is like I tried all of them on and they all have the same problem so well I’m sorry they weren’t comfortable for you no problem with these guys was it you know basically made my like it

I Got an S&M Side Boob Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Hanna Dickinson)

I Got an S&M Side Boob Tattoo – Tattoo Fails (feat. Hanna Dickinson)

I have S&M written under my right tit, and it doesn’t mean what you think it means. Hey, I’m Hanna Dickinson. My tattoo fail is that I got a matching tattoo on a first Tinder date. Sorry, Mom. I have three tattoos on my body. Each represent a separate breakdown I’ve had since moving to

Bearing Witness to a Huge Couples’ Tattoo Mistake (feat. Eva Victor) – Tattoo Fails

Bearing Witness to a Huge Couples’ Tattoo Mistake (feat. Eva Victor) – Tattoo Fails

This is my tattoo that I still like. I got it from an Italian woman in Paris, and she did not understand what I wanted, but I do like it. Okay, we did something right for now. My name is Ava, and I have a bad tattoo. It’s not so bad. I was in high

Sean Penn Gives David Spade a Tattoo – Lights Out with David Spade

Sean Penn Gives David Spade a Tattoo – Lights Out with David Spade

When I was on SNL… Oh! -Um… -(cheering and applause) I got a tattoo from Sean Penn. -You weren’t there yet, I don’t think. -Mm-mm. Uh, I decided it was time for some more ink. Solidify my hard rep on the streets. So I got my favorite tattoo artist and author to do it again.