REMOVING ALL MY TATTOOS

REMOVING ALL MY TATTOOS


Hello misfits Look, I know that some of you don’t like being called misfits, but guess what? I don’t care I didn’t pick the name. I wanted to call you spaghetti Because I thought it was funny. But this is a democracy. Okay, we we voted All right, and if you don’t like it Then where were you when we were voting you have to come out to these things You have you have to vote anyways the other day. I got a comment on one of my old videos Please don’t go back and watch my old videos Okay, but the comments said who wants to see someone photoshopped this guy so that he has no body mods at all it’d be interesting to see what he looked like and when I saw that comment I said I I could do that. I could do that and I could make I can make a video out of it We should get you guys some content for the show. So I’m gonna do that I’m gonna Photoshop all of my tattoos and body mods off and then just spice things up just a little bit I’m gonna post the picture on Instagram and I’m gonna see how many of you big dummy dum-dums fall for it I don’t know It just seemed like a fun way to entertain myself and I thought you know, maybe you might you might like it too I mean, maybe it’s just maybe something that you’re into You won’t know until you try right but before that I saw some other youtubers memeing on morgues for his 10 second subscribed challenge where he gives you 10 seconds to smash the subscribe button or like Something’s gonna happen. I I don’t really know how it works But I saw other guys do it as a joke and then like it actually kind of worked So we’re gonna do this ten seconds subscribe challenge. So here’s the deal you’re gonna smash the subscribe button in the next 10 seconds, or I’m gonna press this little red button and you know, What’s little red button does it destroys all the minecraft servers? That’s right. You not gonna play minecraft anymore You better press subscribe. You got 10 seconds to do it. Ok 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 You did you didn’t all press subscribe. I would push the button push it. Oh Shoot this ain’t hooked up to anything. Okay idiots. Let’s start photoshopping. Okay. So here’s the picture. I took that we’re gonna be Photoshopping. I was gonna do it without my shirt on but Kurtis Conner was shirtless in his last video and there’s already enough of You who have this weird obsession? With me and Kurtis and I didn’t really want to give you guys any more opportunities to be Weird, especially if Kurtis is half horse So sorry also having a shirt on makes this a little bit easier for me Okay, so I want to start with like the easy stuff. So let’s go Let’s do the eye first so I kind of like half-ass actually want to do a decent job at this Because it’s just you know, it’s gonna be funnier if you actually fall for it. No it falls for it then What’s even the point right? Well, that makes me uncomfortable Alright, let’s move on to my neck. This is gonna be a little tricky I haven’t actually figured out how I’m gonna do this yet. So we’re winging It doesn’t look bad from far away up close it looks awful but from far away I Think it’s passable especially considering people are going to be looking at it on their teeny tiny little phone screens I think we’re okay with the neck chest easy Okay, let’s let’s start doing arms we’ll start with this arm, this is easy I don’t have a whole lot here All right, I believe the technical term for that is good enough And now I know what you’re thinking that other arm. This this arm That’s gonna be hard to do and you’d be right if I was stupid, but guess what loser? I’m a professional I plan for this. All right, I know what I’m doing. So here’s what I did. I took another picture facing the other way, you know with the other arm forward and now Watch this. I’m gonna Flip it and Now I’ve got a completely blank arm and nobody’s gonna know the difference I Amaze myself sometimes With how smart I am I’m just gonna go out on a limb here and I’m gonna say that out of all the big brains There are in the world. I’m probably the biggest of the big brains I am legitimately gonna fool some of you. Look at this there is there’s nothing Nothing because there’s actually nothing Okay, all that’s left are my legs now, and these honestly are probably the least important part We still gotta put effort in it still has to look real. Okay, look I know I just got done saying that I have a big brain But I think if I really had a big brain like a real like a super Like mega brain a mega mind if I had a mega mind and if I like really cared about this I would have shaved my legs first Because now I’m gonna have to go back in here and I’m gonna have to put leg hair back on After I do all of this, which isn’t like the hardest thing to do in the world, it just it’s a little time consuming Yep, this is how we do this. This is how it’s done. You just you just draw a leg hair on you Just go one hair at a time Covering the entire thing. I’m going to great lengths to pull this prank on you guys. You better think this is funny I better not be the only one that laughs at this and that ladies and germs Is how that’s done? Okay, let’s sit back. Let’s appreciate my work for just a moment This is me, as I truly am a beautiful tattooed boy and this That’s me as a Normie I look like my name should be Brandon and I shop at Whole Foods and I have a wife who I married when I was 17 and she sells essential oils Right. You ready? This is normal tattoo me And this is weird. Whoa It looks so weird. Do you think it looks real enough? Oh, yeah. Love the face though. Thanks. Tried really hard It’s the next day yeah, I meant to post this yesterday but I Forgot what you gonna do. I’m here now and we’re posting it now. That’s it’s fine. Everything is fine Okay, what do we caption this big announcement? I removed all my tattoos and am becoming a family vlogger Thank you for your support All right. Yeah, I think that’s good enough. I think that should do it. Okay, the deed is done I will check back in like an hour or so and we’ll see how many of you guys got epicly Hashtag pranked. That was the craziest sentence I’ve ever spoken. It’s just never don’t let me say that ever again Okay. Oh boy alright, I Might have messed up with this one. Just a little oopsie a little oopsy doopsy. It’s been about an hour. I haven’t peaked yet, but normal for me on Instagram in the first hour is like 400 to 500 likes and maybe like 10 or 15 comments I only have homepage notifications turned on for comments on Instagram and there’s a Lot, so that either means it either fooled everybody or I did such a bad job that everybody’s roasting me I really hope this becomes my most liked picture on Instagram because right now my most liked picture on Instagram is the picture of Belle Delphine from when I tried to save her account Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have? My most liked picture on Instagram be a picture of Belle Delphine dressed as a nun. That’s really me It’s really it’s really embarrassing guys. It’s really embarrassing 825 likes in the first 59 minutes, so that’s double what I would normally get how many comments do we have? How do I know? 71 comments Okay, I’m not scared I’m not scared at all. Well we triggered Roly that’s this a good sign, do you have six fingers Oh my god, did I mess up the fingers? One, two three four? No, everything’s fine. We’re good. We got the right number of fingers you removed your tattoos, but you didn’t add to your height. Okay? For some reason everybody on instagram thinks I’m really short. I’m not short look Look how tall I am this I’m standing on the floor right now. Not on my chair. Oh, no, honey No, no. Nope. I hate this nobody. Nope. Nope. I don’t like this. This is so jarring I’m uncomfortable. This guy is definitely a cop boy, you forgot the texture you’re like, you know Well, I think it’s safe to say that I pranked all of you I got you. And now I know how gullible you are You’ve shown me your weakness and I’m going to exploit it, but that’s all for today. I hope you enjoyed this video Follow me on Instagram. Okay, love bye

60 thoughts on “REMOVING ALL MY TATTOOS

  1. When I saw that photo I thought your fingers looked so weird and long! Lol and the eyeball tattoo being gone felt so weird! Also, I loved the transition in your video with the green arrow, gave me Drake and Josh vibes lol

  2. How about saying "if that subscribe button is red then click it" because smashing the subscribe button if you are already subscribed makes you unsubscribe. Bibbrian6940 is my name yes

  3. What if I’ve already pressed subscribe??? Do I have to click it anyways meaning that I’ll unsub??? Can I sit out on the challenge????

  4. I like how "Brandon is the name you went with😂. Though I dont shop at whole foods and I dont have a wife, you DO look like one of us.

  5. I went to follow you on Instagram and somehow ended up looking at pictures of blind cats. Instagram is weird.

  6. Great content.

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