Key & Peele – Psycho Clown

Key & Peele – Psycho Clown


[eerie music] ♪ ♪ – COULD BE WORSE. – NOT THAT BAD. – FOR ME,
IT’S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE. – IT’S WHAT YOU MAKE
OF IT. – LOOK, CAN I TELL YOU
SOMETHING? ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I’M ACTUALLY KIND OF COMFORTABLE
RIGHT NOW. THANK GOD FOR SHOCK. – I CAN BE THE KIND OF PRISONER
I WANT TO BE. – WE’RE STILL ALIVE. – THANK YOU. RIGHT? – MM-HMM.
– JUST TWO… INJURED BUDDIES. – YES, YEAH, MM-HMM. – HAVING A FRIENDLY CONVO
WHILE WE’RE WAITING TO GET TORTURED AGAIN. – AND, YOU KNOW,
THERE’S A KIND OF A POSITIVE IN HAVING NO OPTIONS. – YES.
– BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE’RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY
TO ESCAPE ‘CAUSE WE KNOW WE’D FAIL.
– YES. TELL YOU ANOTHER THING.
DON’T MISS THE ARM. – REALLY?
– FIRST OF ALL, LEFTY. OKAY? SO THIS THING
PRETTY MUCH GOT IN THE WAY. – HA.
– KEEP IT, BUDDY! [metal screeches] – YOU FOOLS,
BLATHERING AWAY! [chuckles] YOUR SUFFERING
HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN. – WOW. THAT IS
A PERFECT SUMMATION OF THE HUMAN CONDITION. AND ONCE
YOU’VE EMBRACED THAT, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. – BINGO.
– [screams] NO ONE HAS EVER SUFFERED AS YOU WILL! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! – YOU LOVE YOUR WORK, AND THAT KIND
OF A POSITIVE ATTITUDE, QUITE FRANKLY,
IT’S CONTAGIOUS. – IT IS. – WELL, WE’LL SEE
HOW POSITIVE YOU’RE FEELING AFTER I COVER YOUR BODY
IN GASOLINE AND SET YOU ON FIRE! – YOU KNOW WHAT, IT’S AMAZING
THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT, ‘CAUSE I WAS JUST THINKING IT’S GETTING A LITTLE CHILLY
IN HERE. – MM-HMM.
– THANKS SO MUCH, MAN. – DAMN IT! [screams] – WHAT A DRAMATIC
AND FASCINATING MAN. – I THINK WE OWE HIM
BIG TIME. – AS DO I.
– REALLY. I MEAN, ALL THIS TIME
AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER, MY PHONE, MY WORK,
IT’S JUST– I FEEL UNPLUGGED. – YES, YES. OH. – OH.
[rat squeaking] both: AWW. – CIRCLE OF LIFE.– NANTS INGONYAMA.– AND I CAN’T REALLY FEEL
ANYTHING ANYWAY, SO YOU HELP YOURSELF, BUDDY. [saw whirring] – OH, WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? – DO YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS WHAT I’M GOING TO USE
TO CUT OFF YOUR LEGS! – FINALLY! – THAT’S A GREAT SAW. I’M A HOME IMPROVEMENT GUY,
AND I KNOW MY SAWS, AND I GOTTA TELL YOU,
IF YOU’RE CUTTING OFF LEGS, THAT IS THE WAY TO GO. – THAT’S THE ONE?
– THAT IS DEFINITELY THE ONE. GOOD ON YA.
– WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? YOU’RE MAKING ME CRAZY! – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SOMEBODY NEEDS A DAY OFF. – WE, OF ALL PEOPLE,
SHOULD KNOW HOW HARD HE WORKS. – MM-HMM, MM-HMM. – [giggling, sobbing] MAKE THEM STOP! THIS IS TORTURE! NOOOO!

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Psycho Clown

  1. Actually good commentary… its good to have an optimistic perspective but terrible to let it make you lose track of your circumstances.

  2. Now I know what to do if I’m captured by a serial killer! Stay positive so they lose interest in torturing you. Thanks Key and Peele!

  3. Every crime is a result of incompetence and negative treatments, to defeat it, just commend the fellow and say he's doing great.

    For a Clearer Blue Earth

  4. Is it weird that i actually find this sort of inspiring. I think its partly key and peele are just super upbeat optimitic dudes, and like he said that kind of a positive attitude is quite frankly contagious

  5. Still alive with his arm cut off…..and that clown makeup uglyer than IT's🥺🥺and the rat eating his flesh🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮haha he said they making him crazy……HE ALREADY CRAZY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  6. Actually, they say if you are getting tortured, if you pretend you're into it, it'll remove the sick satisfaction the torture giver gets from your pain… Its a great survival technique, and will hopefully make them eventually either A) Let you go, because they've grown bored of you, or B) they'll just kill you, thus, putting you out of your misery, because they've, again, grown bored of you…

  7. This clip represents the only two remaining serotonin molecules in my brain trying to convince myself everything is fine in a fucked up situation.

  8. I have actually done that with psychos in the workplace. Positivity Nuke works as long as you never break stride.

  9. Stockholm Syndrome. I know it well. For nine years I was under the spell of a crazy woman who tortured me and kept me her slave. She would occasionally do nice things, give me treats when I was good, cook me tasty pig meat, and the sex… it all used to be so wonderful. Then she left me for dead in an alleyway. Thought her a lesson! Blew her to caramelized bits! Hate her! Hate her so fuckin much! But… miss her, too…

  10. I can’t believe it…but Pennywise has nothing on this guy.
    Pennywise was never scary, this guy is just insane with his facial expression.

  11. Man this reminds me of my stepmother Karen, when that bitch wakes up she like “arrg, let me talk to your manager!”

  12. What if a bunch of crazy murderers are chasing you what are you gonna do?? Im probably gonna go to my friends hoouse if i die better take someone with me am i right!

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