Jonah Hill on Tattoos, Tony Romo & New Movie

Jonah Hill on Tattoos, Tony Romo & New Movie


>>Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. FIRST OF ALL, YOU SMELL GOOD, WHICH IS SURPRISING. [ LAUGHTER ]>>WHY IS THAT SURPRISING?>>Jimmy: I DON’T KNOW, I WON’T THINK OF A GUY WHO WOULD HAVE A NICE SCENT ON — >>THAT’S SUCH A — I’M GOING TO REALLY WORK HARD TO NOT TAKE THAT AS A SHOT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? BECAUSE I THINK YOU WOULD SMELL NICE. >>Jimmy: NO, BUT I DON’T HAVE –>>LET’S DISSECT THAT. LET’S GO BACK. >>Jimmy: OKAY, LET’S GO BACK. YOU HAVE A LOT OF TATTOOS NOW, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?>>OVER — I’VE BEEN GONE FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS. NICE TO SEE EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I’VE BEEN GONE. I’VE BEEN WRITING AND DIRECTING A MOVIE, MAKING THIS MOVIE, AND I GOT A BUNCH OF TATTOOS.>>Jimmy: YOU. >>Dicky: YEAH, YEAH. WHICH IS WEIRD. BECAUSE LIKE I DIDN’T HAVE THEM BEFORE. >>Jimmy: RIGHT. AND NOW –>>BUT BASICALLY I MET YOU. I CAME OUT AND MET YOU WHEN I WAS 20, YOU KNOW?>>Jimmy: YEAH. >>I’M 34 NOW. AND I FEEL LIKE I SPENT MY WHOLE 20s TRYING TO BE WHAT PEOPLE WANTED ME TO BE. >>Jimmy: RIGHT. >>I DIDN’T KNOW WHO I WAS. AND THE PAST COUPLE YEARS HAVE BEEN AMAZING IN THE WAY OF LIKE, I’M JUST GOING TO BE MYSELF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THEY’RE NICE TATTOOS, THEY’RE NOT LIKE — SOMETIMES THESE TATTOOS DON’T LOOK SO GOOD BUT YOURS LOOK PRETTY GOOD. >>SHOUT-OUT TO MY MAN BURT CRACK AT MYSTERY TATTOOS. I CALL HIM MY REAL ESTATE AGENT.>>Jimmy: A GUY NAMED CRACK GAVE YOU TATTOOS? [ LAUGHTER ] THAT’S NOT A GOOD IDEA.>>[ BLEEP ]. AT YOUR OWN RISK, JIMMY. YEAH, I GOT ONE FOR MY MYSELF, BEANIE FELTSY, BRILLIANT ACTRESS, SHE WAS IN “LADY BIRD.” SHE WAS IN “HELLO DOLLY” ON BROADWAY, SO I GOT HELLO BEANIE.>>Jimmy: THAT’S CUTE, LIKE THE LOGO FROM “HELLO, DOLLY.”>>YEAH, CATCH UP, BRO. >>Jimmy: DID SHE LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU GOT A TATTOO OF HER NAME ON YOUR BODY?>>JUST KIDDING, I DON’T KNOW WHY. THE SMELL, EVERYTHING — >>Jimmy: WE STARTED OUT CONTENTIOUS. >>YOU’RE SO NICE. ON THE SHOW YOU GOT WEIRD FOR A SECOND. WHEN I SEE YOU IN PERSON, LIKE IN REAL LIFE? YOU’RE A GOOD DUDE. >>Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. YOU ARE TOO. >>YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BE A CERTAIN WAY. AND I DON’T — EVERYONE, WE’RE ALL DIFFERENT THAN WHAT YOU SEE. BUT LIKE I SAW THIS GUY AT THE BURRITO SPOT WITH A BUNCH OF MY GOONS FROM HIGH SCHOOL. >>Jimmy: THAT’S RIGHT. >>YOU GAVE A LOT OF LOVE AND IT WAS REALLY NICE. >>Jimmy: I LIKE TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS. >>YOU WERE WITH TONY ROMO. >>Jimmy: I WAS. >>MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE, THAT’S A BIG SPORTS GUY. I DON’T KNOW SPORTS. [ LAUGHTER ] HE’S PLAYING CHESS ON HIS PHONE, I WAS INTO THAT. >>Jimmy: I THINK YOU THOUGHT HE WAS BEING UNFRIENDLY, BUT HE WAS IN AN INTENSE GAME OF CHESS ON HIS PHONE. >>ONCE I GOOGLED WHO HE WAS, I WAS IMPRESSED. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: I ONLY EAT BURRITOS WITH QUARTERBACKS, IT’S A REAL I HAVE.>>YEAH. >>Jimmy: PEYTON MANNING AND I WILL BE AT –>>NO, NO — >>Jimmy: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT ONE EITHER. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE IN A MINUTE. THIS CAME OUT GREAT. I ALSO WANT –>>DID YOU SEE IT?>>Jimmy: I HAVE NOT SEEN IT BUT I READ THE REVIEWS. I READ THAT WHAT, “VARIETY” AND “ROLLING STONE” SAID YOU WERE GETTING NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR AGAIN FOR THIS MOVIE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SO THAT’S GOOD.>>THAT’S — I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THAT. BUT THAT’S VERY NICE. >>Jimmy: YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, I WAS PLANNING TO WATCH IT TODAY, THEN OUR PRESIDENT DECIDED TO GO COMPLETELY INSANE. AND I WAS TOTALLY DISTRACTED BY ALL THE NONSENSE GOING ORCHLTS WHAT DID HE DO?>>Jimmy: HE DID BAD THINGS TODAY, YEAH, YEAH. HE’S HAVING TROUBLE WITH WORDS. HE SAID HE HAD THE BEST WORDS. TURNS OUT HE DOESN’T. [ LAUGHTER ]>>YEAH.

100 thoughts on “Jonah Hill on Tattoos, Tony Romo & New Movie

  1. Jonah hill doesn’t know who Peyton Manning is?? I get he’s not a sports guy but that feels borderline unamerican lol

  2. this guy is such a tool. came out here? he grew up there. he is the spawn of this bs. he really thinks he is some hot stuff. noticed how he put weight back on – thats called type casting. and im with jonah about disliking being type cast……too bad he can never change being cast as the d0uche he is lol love ya jonah 😉

  3. Good or bad joke at the beginning, Johna looks like he has some serious issues and insecurities. He's being bullied and hurt a lot. Poor man, I hope he truly find himself some day and overcome those things. I feel for him.

  4. Jimmy what are you going to bring back exploiting women I thought that girls on trampolines in bikinis with a pretty cool segment it was very entertaining and educational

  5. Jimmy kimmel is that kid in high school who picked on others to be funny and to be popular but truly has no actual value to provide to the people himself. He’s nothing but a lowlife who doesn’t deserve a spot in Hollywood.

  6. Simply WEIRD! A nerd face with feme looking shirt and biker tats? Hmmmm, identity problem ya think? Is he/it wearing high heels too? He 'spent his 20s doing WHAT? And NOW … he's HIMSELF! OH, I see, well, THAT makes sense. STILL DIDN'T EXPLAIN WHY THE STINKY INKY !!!!!

  7. Jimmy saying that is just like saying "and you look nice today, which is surprising." It doesn't matter if someone has played the "nerdy or unattractive" person in movies like 21 jump street or superbad, because he's an actor, it's a persona. He's a real person behind it all and it's just so rude to say that to him. Rebel Wilson has her movie 'schtick' where she's the crazy over-board, funny girl in movies that use her weight as a 'joke' like in pitch perfect, but no one digs at her in interviews, because they know it will look bad to comment on a woman's weight. Just because Jonah is a guy, doesn't mean he won't feel insecurities, especially due to his past where people constantly undermine him. Maybe could've started the interview by saying something like "since the last time I've seen you, you're looking more and more like Post Malone." idk, anything other than an insult.

  8. Jonah: "So how you doing, Jimmy?

    Jimmy: "I agree. Trump is a bad man. "

    Jonah: "What did he do?"

    Jimmy: "You look like you smell bad."

    Jonah: "That wasn't very nice."

    Jimmy: " I agree. Trump is a bad man."

  9. Isn't Kimmel supposed to be crying over something on the news or something? Geez… Jonah directed his first movie and Kimmel's probably just jelly….
    Just unsubscribed..

  10. i know jonahs from LA but this dude has become LA… and i dont mean that as a compliment. Also noticest a slight eminem "twang" in the way he speaks now. Jonah, your a jew from LA not a black man from michigan. just sayin

  11. I’m sincerely sick and tired of people making fun of this supremely talented man, least of all this half rate show host 🙄 Jonah Hill is awesome and I’m tired of people trashing him

  12. If I was Jonah I would have grilled Jimmy over that comment for the remainder of the show. Easy to tell how uncomfortable Jimmy was when Jonah actually called him out on it.

  13. A list celebrities never get involved in politics and sides, they know enough that there is no good in getting involved.

    He clearly started getting uncomfortable because he didn't want to get political.

  14. The whining here is incredible haha 😀 How everyone is bitching about that first segment with the smell, a real adult laughs about something like that, defuses the bomb with a good counter in return and goes on because he dosn`t care.. When did humanity become so thin skinned, I hope no one died watching this

  15. Jonah Hill seems so high in this interview. He's just pretending to be someone else, which he isn't! Are you really yourself ?!

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